H1B/H4 寡言少语的面签经历

七月五日才收到姗姗来迟的资料，七月七日已经要在上海签证了。

特意起了个大早，而且也没穿近些日没下身的T恤，短裤和凉拖鞋。像以往上班一样着短袖衬衣，休闲裤和亮面黑皮鞋，并在衬衣口袋里加上了签字笔。头发太短，没法梳理成鲁迅笔下狗舔般整齐上海小开分头，只好让他们像野火烧又生的常态上场了。LD还没睡醒，也只好梦游着跟来了。第二次签H1B和H4，都是因为换了公司，没法享受中信的传递业务。:-(

书说简短，这里并不多表交通和进场的攻略。相信各位同学已经从飞网获益匪浅。只是赘述一下从交资料开始的经历。

收资料的小姑娘效率很高，只是不会撕我粘的中信收据，只好采用大力出奇迹的方法，终于没有搞过我的美国胶带，撕破了我的申请表。（教训1，不要用太结实的胶带粘中信收据）不过没关系，我包里还有备份，即使让我马上交，我也拿得出。

负责维持秩序的大叔超级烂，拿取资料的号牌是还说我不要拿LD的号牌，怕按指纹错。真是一个狗拿耗子，跟他有甚干系？看来也是更年期早到。

到我按指纹果然出问题，刚取完一只手就死机了。窗子里的指纹女士只好叫来一个电脑神童来帮忙。神童一边重启机器，一边还和我调侃。

Fingerprint Lady: It is his problem.
Computer Boy: It's your fault! So the computer has a problem!
Me: No! This's not my problem! I'm the guy from XXX. So you mean I am not supposed to be here?
All: hehe
（教训2，放松。。。什么事情都会发生。。。no big deal)

此时又有一位说疯狂英语的女士大声和保安人员口角，另所有人都侧目观瞧。指纹女士在里面看不清，所以还大声叹道：There is a drama going on here!

排队中。。。。。。

终于到了面签时刻，VO很客气

Me: morning
VO: morning
how long has been with the company?
Me: this is my previous H1B visa, I changed employer
VO: Oh, so you're not with xxx?
Me: No I am not work for xxx anymore, I have just got the offer from another company
VO: OK, what company is that?
Me: xxxx, here is the brochure
VO: do you have a resume with you?
Me: sure, here it is
VO: (Flipping the resume) you graduated from xxx?
Me: Yes
VO: what is your major?
Me: xxxxxxx Engineering
VO: (looking at computer) long wait, we mistake you last time, we thought your major is xxxxxxx
Me: Oh, that is the academic classification
VO: Ok, working with the computer, typing, typing, typing
.........................................
Fianlly
VO: Sorry for keep you waiting, your Visa is approved and enjoy your new job.
US: thanks!

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